Novelty songs

This morning I sneezed funny, which reminded me of the old novelty song

Boop bop diddum daddum waddum CHOO!
And they fam and they fam all over the dam.

So this song has been running in my internal jukebox.

The Muzak in Safeway was playing what seems to be a strictly modern novelty song:

I’ve got funny browsers,
I’ve got funny browsers,
Googly google goo! Googly google goo!

Now this song has replaced the fishies song in my internal jukebox.

(Probably not the correct words, but I like my version.)