More delicious Chateau Schadenfreude

The headline is enough:

Blockchain-powered Carbon Offset Company Starts 35000 Acre Forest Fire in Spain

Musical accompaniment.

Land Life is a carbon offset company that focuses on reforestation, and speaks about its “autonomous planting, remote monitoring and blockchain verification”.

‘Autonomous’ means ‘Equipment started fire with nobody on scene to put it out.’

‘Remote monitoring’ means ‘No monitoring.’

‘Blockchain verification’ means NULL

Admittedly, environmentalism has been starting huge lethal wildfires for 20 years without any help from bitcoin. It’s just funnier when bitcoin is involved.

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