Reparations for Hessian Genocide!!!!!

Via LiveScience, archeologists in New Jersey have found a mass grave with 17 Hessian mercenaries who were fighting for the Brits in 1776.

We need to pay reparations to the Duchy of Hesse! Now! Find the descendants of Ernst Ludwig, the last official Grand Duke of Hesse, and make them whole!!! Probably a few trillion will do the job.

Semi-seriously, the last Ernst Ludwig seems to have been a sane and decent man who answered incessant tragedy with creativity. Maybe we should let his descendants rule the world instead of just paying reparations.

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