Supposedly Sam’s lawyers tried to prevent his arrest and jailing by pleading vegan and ADHD. He won’t be able to get his chosen diet in jail, and he shouldn’t be jailed because he needs his Adderall or whatever.
Fortunately the Bahamas authorities didn’t listen. A couple weeks in a REAL jail might do him a lot of good.
I was sheltered and spoiled when I went to jail in 1969, though not nearly as entitled and privileged as Sam. Jail wiped out all of my sheltered hippie theories with an UPTHEASS dose of pure reality. I learned the difference between Sad, Bad, and Mad.
I was among the Sads, committing crimes in a futile effort to become Cool. Sam is one of the Bads. He is innately MAXIMUM COOL, a professional criminal, accustomed to doing things by cheating. In Fed “prison” he will be served his high-dollar vegan diet and his Adderall. He will carry on his criminal career, perfecting his techniques and training other cryptobros to cheat more effectively. Grad school.
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