Coalism works both ends


In advanced countries like Krautland, coalism (sometimes called “environmentalism”) has vastly increased the demand for coal by wiping out all other reliable sources. No nuclear, no diesel, no hydro, no natural gas. Only coal.

The highly enlightened Kraut government is fulfilling coalist requirements by expanding a lignite mine. Less enlightened countries abandoned lignite a long time ago because lignite provides much less horrible heat and much more wonderful ‘lung nutrients’ than anthracite. These qualities make it ideal for coalism. Raising the demand for the crappiest variety of a product is a heroic deed!

Greta and her band of “mostly peaceful” coalists are working hard to reduce the supply side of the price graph by interfering with the mine construction.

Good work, dear friends of coal!

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