Another fuckhead bank goes DOWN IN FLAMES!
Silicon Valley Bank branch in Manhattan today called the cops on tech investors trying to pull their cash out as a run on the bank forced regulators to seize its assets. Police were called after ‘about a dozen’ financiers, including former Lyft executive Dor Levi, showed up outside the building on Park Avenue as investors scrambled to get their money out amid the biggest collapse since the Great Recession.
Investors are only insured up to $250,000 and there have already been horror stories. Ashley Tyrner, CEO of Boston wellness firm FarmboxRx, said she had at least $10m deposited with SVB and has been frantically calling her banker. She said it had been ‘the worst 18 hours of my life.”
GOOD. I HOPE THE REST OF YOUR DEMONIC “LIFE” IS THE WORST EVER.
DIE, DEMONS, DIE!
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