Revolutionizing the Web!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Zuck is finally abandoning his idiotic Legless Metaverse shit and laying off all the employees. This was inevitable when the free money stopped.

Is he refocusing on Facebook, trying to Ctrl-Z its interface to a previous form that was actually usable? No, of course not. Usable is CRIMETHINK. Improving a HUGE AND PROFITABLE BUSINESS is CRIMETHINK. Facebook has too many Unpersons whose money is TOXIC DISINFORMATION MALINFORMATION EXTERMINATE EXTERMINATE EXTERMINATE. We can’t possibly tolerate profit, even after the fake fountain is gone.

Instead, Zuck is branching WAY out into a wild NEW INNOVATIVE DISRUPTION which will revolutionize the world!!!!! Here’s the official description:

“We believe there’s an opportunity for a separate space where creators and public figures can share timely updates about their interests.”

I halfway recall an existing web service that fits this definition. What was it called? Book Of Faces or something?

Seriously, if there are any non-senile adults on FB’s board, they need to kick Zuck out. His brand of lunacy was acceptable when the only purpose of a corporation was to lose money and generate tax writeoffs for VCs. Lunacy is the most efficient way to lose money. Now that real business is returning, a sane CEO is desperately needed.

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