DeSantis starts his campaign with a magnificent bit of political brilliance: “I’m better than Trump because I can serve two terms and Trump can only serve one.”
Yessir, way to distinguish your unique brand! Every citizen over 35 is better than Trump for this reason.
In reality he has an ABSOLUTELY UNIQUE QUALIFICATION. Unlike ALL other politicians since FDR, he has SOLVED PROBLEMS. His record proves it. He has GUTS. His record proves it.
And not just any old garden-variety problems. DeSantis solved the problems that Trump created. Trump gave us lockdowns and ballgags and needles and endless NAZI TORTURE. DeSantis protected Florida from Trump’s NAZI TORTURE.
A brand that UNIQUELY SOLVES REAL PROBLEMS is hard to compete with.
DeSantis’s trivial declaration is like WD-40 saying “I’m a thing you can buy! No other thing can make this claim!”
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