DeSantis started his campaign with a bizarre “unique” qualification, entirely skipping his REAL qualification. He said that he was the only candidate who could serve two terms, while Trump could serve only one term. Every adult citizen can serve two terms.
Christie could advertise a genuinely unique superpower.
“If you’re tired of an elderly president who won’t survive his current term, elect me! I’ll die even faster!”
This man is astonishingly fat, even by modern standards. He resembles an earlier governor in the same area, Wouter van Twiller of New Amsterdam, who famously had a waistline larger than his height. The colonists complained that he spent all of his time eating, so he was recalled back to Holland where he died at age 48.
Be careful what you wish for! Wouter was replaced by Willem Kieft, who was the exact opposite. Kieft banned smoking and made war against everyone and everything. He was the very model of a modern US president.
The most famous fat president was William Taft, who was large by 1908 standards but nowhere near Christie or van Twiller. Here he’s giving the royal blessing to a car as it embarks on an economy run.
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