Expert teacher, poor student

Back in 2019 I heard that Trump was trained by Roy Cohn, the best blackmailer in the world. This explained everything at the time.

Since then, Trump’s blackmailing talents haven’t been on display. He claims that he didn’t want to do the “virus” tyranny, but he eagerly organized the concentration camps and strangled the world to death.

He claimed to clean out the swamp, and always shouted the slogan YOU’RE FIRED, but he never fired ANY of the swampers, in foreign policy or intel or bioterror. Mecher and Kadlec and Birx and Fauci were still running the TORTURE CAMP when he left office.

Now we see this supposed picture of the documents he kept at home, a messy pile in a bathroom. Not a good practice for blackmailers.

I’ve just discovered another dusty old document! It’s the report card from Roy Cohn’s Blackmail Academy.

This explains what happened since 2019.

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Irrelevant graphics sidenote: I made the picture by laying out the form, printing it, writing in pen on the printed paper, then scanning the combination. As always I’m dumbfounded by the persistence of the schoolmarm cursive I learned in 4th grade. I used it actively for only 3 years, switched to fashionable “italic” cursive in 7th grade, and never touched the old squarish system again. Despite 61 years of TOTAL DISUSE, the system is still in my cerebellum, instantly ready for ugly squarish writing whenever needed.

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Next day: Turns out I was right! Trump is looking for another teacher like Cohn. Given his poor transcript, he might have trouble enrolling in a similar school now.