Elon challenged Zuck to a duel and Zuck accepted.
We’re now fully and officially back in 1000 AD, when feudal barons fought physically and led their troops on horseback.
Henry VIII once wrestled the King of France in a similar semi-jocular fight, complete with allegedly special moves.
One day, as the story goes, an enthusiastic and possibly intoxicated Henry issued a challenge to Francis, often quoted as: “Brother, let us wrestle!” Henry was 28 and Francis 25. It did not go well. “They grappled briefly before Francis overthrew the Englishman with a move called the ‘tour de Bretayne,’ a sort of rapidly executed hip throw… The Bretons were regarded as the best wrestlers in France and Henry does not seem to have appreciated just how well Francis, as their duke, had mastered their skills.”
Do we need weight divisions for our political cage fights? Trump vs RFK. Biden vs Tim Scott. Marianne vs Nikki would be especially fun. Christie has no opponents and wins by default.
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