Unspeakable now

A single 1947 episode of ‘ABC Hollywood Tour’ is preserved. It was a Hollywood gossip show mixed with a sort of quiz. The lady who could answer the question would get the DREAM OF A LIFETIME: A BEHIND THE SCENES TOUR OF HOLLYWOOD!!!!!!

Host:

Do you want to take a Hollywood Tour?

Audience in unison:

YEEAAAAH!

Host:

And now I’d like to meet two fascinating ladies who took our tour yesterday. First Mrs Edith Graber from New York. Where do you live in New York, Mrs Graber?

Mrs Graber:

In the Bronx.

Host:

Did you do anything fascinating before you were married?

Mrs Graber:

No, just sat around waiting to get married.

Host, laughing:

Seems a reasonable occupation.