Syllogism

All politics is about money. All email spam is about money. I receive massive amounts of spam from R/D politicians. Most of them aren’t even in my area, so I couldn’t “vote” for them if I wanted to.

I’ve never received spam from an out-of-party politician, not even RFK.

2/3 of the people are dead tired of R/D and no longer pay attention or money to the R/D.

Seems like a missed opportunity for at least a fake out-of-party politician, since we know there aren’t any real ones.