Low-level criminals try the frameup trick but they’re too dumb to make it stick.
A local druggie claims that his neighbor poisoned him by putting ketamine in his food.
This is slightly better than “Some guy named Bob must have put this gun in my pants”, but still at the low end of the criminal intelligence spectrum.
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Later, a new low in intelligence! I’m not breaking and entering this house. Some guy named “Red” gave me this house.
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