Elegant joke

EnidBuzz asked ‘What sounds do you enjoy hearing, other than music?’

The last one belongs to a refined category of deadpan country humor.

When eating in a bad cafe, “Hey, this might be a good place to build a restaurant!”

When Horace Dodge rebelled against Ford and set up his own company, “There are thousands of Ford owners who might like to buy an automobile.”

During a heavy rain, “Think it might rain?” “Well, if it doesn’t, it’ll miss a hell of a chance.”