Another historic first

DailyMail wants us to be SHOCKED that rich assholes are losing their houses to erosion. The pictures tell the whole story. The houses were built on the EDGE OF A CLIFF MADE OF SAND.

Of course nobody ever imagined that this could conceivably happen, not in a trillion years. Maybe sometime in the future somebody will write up this brand-new unprecedented historical first never happened before unexpected Black Swan event as a rule.

The rule might say:

Everyone who fails to heed these words will be like a foolish man, who built his house on the sand. The rain came down, the floods came, and the winds blew, and beat on that house; and it fell.

But probably not. This is undoubtedly a supernew Singularity, caused solely and entirely by peasants creating Global Burning Emergency. It couldn’t have happened before 2016, the Start Of History.