Still peeving about Trump cult email spam. One persistent theme is pretending to offer me the Vice Presidency.
Friend, the Don wants YOU for his VP!
Obviously loony, the most absurd Sucker Filter.
Just for fun I considered my qualifications. I’m a natural-born American citizen and I’m 74. Two strikes. You must be a dual citizen of Israel and China, and you must be at least 80. It’s in the constitution! Only an 80-year-old has the stamina and mental sharpness needed for a modern president!
Oops, the last part is not parody.
A modern president must be an inert brainless zombie, a humanoid screen to display the image projected by Deepstate and media. A living human with an active brain and body can’t be a blank screen. Only an 80-year-old has the correct stamina and mental sharpness. I’m getting there, but not quite there yet. I’ll start prepping my campaign for 2032.
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