UPDATE: THIS WAS A FAKE STORY. I STEPPED INTO THE TRAP! I APOLOGIZE.
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Fake story:
For some reason the big Aggregators like MSN and DailyMail are hitting hard on every business closure lately, even the ordinary and predictable ones.
If the news is accurate, Red Lobster’s closure is predictable. They made an obvious mistake which would have taken them down even in normal times. All You Can Eat is guaranteed trouble if you keep it up. Once in a while might be OK.
Reminded me of a 1937 Chevy newsreel featuring the life of lobsters and lobstermen.
Lobsters are a fine delicacy but have a reputation as the dumbest of all animals. So dumb that they can’t escape from a trap even when they could get out by simply turning around and going out the same way they came in.
Red Lobster seems to have the same type of dumb.
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