This is the stupidest article I’ve read in many moons.
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Politicians will promise a lot to get votes. Despite candidates for the US presidency spending most of their time talking about broad public interests like healthcare, employment, inflation, and national security, they’ll occasionally make a narrow pledge about a specific sector.
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Jesus. Have you EVER LISTENED TO POLITICIANS? They NEVER talk about healthcare, employment, inflation and AMERICAN national security. They only talk about loony shit like “democracy” and ISRAELI NATIONAL SECURITY.
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Earlier this month, Trump appeared to completely change his mind about bitcoin. Despite branding it a scam five years ago, Trump now realizes that there might be, in his own estimation, “50 million crypto holders” who could cast a vote for him.
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Politicians never talk to “voters” and never want “voters”. They only talk to billionaires. Larry Fink is now in charge of bitcoin, so Trump wants his 50 BILLION votes.
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Biden immediately realized he needed to respond. Like Trump, the current president has an irrefutably anti-crypto past. Indeed, he once swore, “I don’t have bitcoin.” For four years, he has refused to accept crypto donations during his presidential campaigns.
Two weeks ago, however, workers at Biden’s reelection campaign began a crypto outreach initiative in earnest. They began tweaking Biden’s statements on pending crypto legislation issues like FIT21 and SAB 121 and sure enough, the media began reporting on his new crypto engagement efforts.
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Biden refused bitcoin donations because they were coming from Repooflican peasants. Now that Larry Fink is in charge, bitcoin is the wonderful miracle cure for everything.
LARRY FINK IS THE WORLD.
