Why we hate “journalists”, part 1566834523466487987940896045

Headline from AP:

Migrants are rattled and unsure as deportations begin under new rule halting asylum

Hey assdevils! Why don’t you worry about the NON-IMMIGRANTS for just fucking once in the entire history of your utterly evil unprofession??!??!??!

If you were concerned with the welfare of your READERS, the headline would simply reassure them that deportations are REALLY HAPPENING, which is genuine Shannon information given the default tendency of bureaucrats to know what presidents mean.

In this case the president really MEANT to deport some illegals, and the bureaucrats were convinced that he meant it.

THIS IS GOOD NEWS, but the demonic “journalists” can only see it as a tragedy for their favorite criminals.

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Later and calmer: I should be glad the “journalists” are incurably stupid and self-destructive as well as indescribably evil. If they were practical politicians, they would understand that immigration is ruining their own party’s candidate, and they would BOOST this microstep in the right direction instead of mourning it. The same goes for the more serious actions by the stock regulators, breaking up monopolies and clamping down on speculators. Those steps will truly help to solve inequality. “Journalists” mindlessly hate EVERYTHING that could possibly relieve the plight of peasants, even if the relief would assist their own party and give them more profit.