Here’s a radical idea, which might have been understood at some time in the prehistoric past:
If you want people to do something, pay them.
Burgum, considered the likely VP for Trump, understands this ancient weird lost arcane astrological mystical wisdom. He wanted people to vote for him, so he paid them.
Because of our bizarre rules that prohibit government from serving the people and justifying its existence, Burgum had to sneak around the edges, but he made it work anyway. He used a boxtop offer to enter the debates. Vote for Burgum in the poll and get a $20 gift card. Duane Jones would approve, but all the “good government” and “democracy” idiots hate the idea.
Will Trump pick him? The big picture in this article helps the odds. TrumpGod will NEVER NEVER NEVER allow upstaging. Nobody in TrumpGod World can upstage or outshine or outsize TrumpGod. TrumpGod enforces the First Commandment ruthlessly. Burgum looks tiny and insignificant next to TrumpGod, so he passes the first test.
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