Fine incentive!

Via Protos, Altman’s perfectly dystopian hypernightmare is having trouble recruiting soldiers to help Sammy eat souls.

They set a goal of one billion souls eaten, but only made it to 7 million. Now they’re taking extreme steps to incentivize more soul suckers. They’re going to pay new recruits $100 in actual fiat money…. WHOOPS! I mistyped! They’re going to reward and entice new soul-suckers by CHARGING each recruit $100 of real money to get on the list to pre-order the Orb that eats souls for Sammy.

Well, that settles it! I’d been worrying about the possibility of offending my friends and getting arrested by eating souls for Sammy. Now I’m motivated by giving a reward TO SAMMY. I’ll happily pay Sammy $100 in real money to help him eat my friends, and in return I might get paid in the fake “money” invented by Sammy. It’s a great investment FOR SAMMY. What’s to lose?