Now we know

Now we know what all the “banning” hoopla was really about. It was just Elon’s way to blackmail Tiktok into selling. Same nasty trick he pulled with Twitter. Classic gangland protection racket.

Old versions:

“You’re beaten by gangsters. I can stop them.” (Because I’m the gangsters)

“Your trucking business is suffering accidents. I can stop them.” (Because I’m the accidents.)

New version:

“You’re troubled by government bans. I can stop them.” (Because I’m the government.)