High-quality joke

Fine joke from upjoke.com.

A Baptist preacher sits next to a cowboy on a flight. After the plane takes off, the cowboy asks for a whiskey and soda, which is promptly brought and placed before him. The flight attendant then asks the preacher if he would like a drink.

Appalled, the preacher replies, “I’d rather be tied up and taken advantage of by women of ill-repute, than let liquor touch my lips.”

The cowboy then hands his drink back to the attendant and says, “Me too, I didn’t know we had a choice.”

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‘Me too’ jokes are often elegant. One of my favorites:

A Texas rancher is talking with a Dutch farmer at a conference. The Texan is boasting: “Why I can drive a whole day without reaching the boundary of my ranch!” Dutch farmer: “I know what you mean. I have a truck like that too.”