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Donald Trump’s inauguration pastor Reverend Lorenzo Sewell has launched a crypto token that he says will help him and his followers to accomplish God’s vision. Unfortunately for Sewell and God, the token is down 97%.
Just hours after Trump’s swearing-in ceremony the pastor announced the launch of “LORENZO.” Announcing the token on X he said, “I need you to do me a favor and go and get that coin in order for us to accomplish the vision that God has called us to do in our Earth.”
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This is going to be fun. The envelope of Suckerdom is being pushed beyond all previously imaginable limits. Those old Prosperity Gospel preachers and Indulgence Salesmen never had a supreme fraudster like Trump on their side.
Vain emperors stamped their face on coins, but those coins were genuine spendable and savable currency, not wildly obvious fantasies. Emperors wanted people to associate the royal visage with satisfaction and pride, not with an immediate 97% loss.
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