All those outdated old-fashioned farmers who are still doing it the stupid way, planting seeds in soil and harvesting the crops, had better watch out! Their hopelessly obsolete methods are about to be overturned by:
The Most Holy And Noble Innovator ***C*R*A*I*G***W*R*I*G*H*T***
After successfully overturning a thousand years of obsolete fiat banking and replacing all currencies with a spreadsheet, The Noble Innovator is getting bored, so he decided to do the same for farming.
In reality:
Under all the fancy language it’s impossible to tell for sure what he’s doing. Wright has a genuine facility with ornate language. Like Carlo Ponzi, he throws an impenetrable cloud of poetic phrases that could mean anything. Perhaps it means: He took four acres of banana trees in some unspecified tropical location, dug up the trees and the first foot of soil, and built a plastic structure.
Well, if a plain spreadsheet can replace all banks and economies, then I guess a plastic structure can replace all soil and seeds and sunlight.
Polistra's Mill 