I don’t pay attention to instructions on food packages. Today the sun through the window highlighted these instructions on frozen veg as I was reaching into the package to grab some broccoli and carrots.
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Instructions for stovetop:
In a medium saucepan combine 8 oz of vegetables and 8 oz of water. Boil until desired doneness. Drain and spice to taste.
CAUTION! PRODUCT WILL BE HOT!
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Oh no! I’m glad I finally read this! For 55 years I’ve been falsely expecting a “product” to be COLD after I cook it! Everyone knows the purpose of cooking is to freeze the “product”. Why does this “product” end up hot instead of frozen? This is a defective “product”! I’m gonna sue!
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