Full moon.

Lots of craziness tonight, including my own mood.

SpokaneNews reports:

4200 South Hatherly Cir, Reported female smashing a vehicle with a golf club. Reported DV incident and now a male is pouring milk on the female.

We need new trite sayings!

Don’t bring a golf club to a milk fight.

Bet on the sourest milk.

Don’t cry over spilled putters.

Everyone was Kefir Fighting.

We need board games like Smash-n-splash.

But “the moon is made of green cheese” doesn’t need revising.

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Later, maybe it’s not so crazy. Ripley and similar radio programs loved to tell the story of a battle won by cheese. This clip tells about an 1841 naval battle between two South American countries.

That ain’t the whey I curd it! The whey I curd it, a US ship was thrown onto shore by a tsunami, then fought off looters with cheese after it ran out of cannonballs. Were there two separate Kases? More likely Ripley gouda it wrong.