Not quite up to standards!

Looks like career arsonist “Misty” Horne will spend at least one night in jail. No new arson fires while he’s off the streets, but Spokane is returning to its normal condition:

Car Jacking Reported. Reported naked male was unloading trash in a field and was confronted. Deputies located the naked male who then ran towards Deputies and was tased and now in custody. It sounds like another male that was with the naked male, car jacked a vehicle at the location and fled.

The vehicle was the deputy’s car.

Doesn’t quite match last month’s golf club vs milk fight, but at least these dudes are trying.

Come to think of it, both events were full moons. Today’s dudes are marking it properly with a full mooning, buck naked for the buck moon.