Good oneliner

Spokane News is back in the entertainment biz after being too serious for a while.

1500 North Argonne, Assault Reported with one male who tried to flee from Deputies but obviously skipped Track during High School and didn’t make it far. Male in custody.

One commenter saw the chase and said

Deputy was quick af. Saw them running

Bravo to the cops as always. Now the judges need to get their miserable Sorosian asses in gear.

I needed a good laugh tonight!

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Next day, more good material. I think Spokane News has a new morning reporter who knows how to keep it interesting!

East Valleyway and North McKinzie, Reported vehicle fleeing from a pursuit has crashed. Reported some dummies fled from the vehicle and one detained so far. Perimeter setting up in the area.

Newspapers declined because they started writing for the progressive billionaires, not for the readers. The newspaper version would have been:

A traffic event occurred. 3 innocent victims were unjustly captured by the storm troopers.
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