Media no longer includes Features because some of them were true, and truth is utterly prohibited now. The non-mainstream news sources can follow the old tradition by deadpan reporting of crazy shit.
This dude would be an improvement on any of our current mayors, governors and presidents. He’s crazy in a private way. He’s not forcing the world to wear strangulation masks. He’s not organizing political campaigns or world wars or worldwide torture camps to fight made-up diseases.
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Near 42200 North Sylvan Rd (Elk), Water Rescue Response for a male in the water yelling for help but not wanting law enforcement assistance.
Caller reports the male is a known criminal and believes he was just caught trying to steal a boat and jumped in the water. Law Enforcement and medical response.
Reported male is 2ft from a dock and refusing help.
Reported law enforcement on scene trying to hand the male an oar and the male is refusing it. It’s reported the male appears very high or intoxicated.
Reported water is about 5ft deep where the male is.
Male has been removed from the water.
Polistra's Mill 