Why don’t they USE their goddamn AI?

Microsoft and most other software makers are proudly using AI to track your preferences, and SUPPOSEDLY to adjust the software for your preferences.

FALSE. There’s no adjustment. Two specific examples.

(1) Firefox claims to be using AI, but their adjuster has never noticed that I ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS type in the top URL bar. In 10 years of using Firefox I have NEVER, NOT FUCKING ONCE, deliberately typed in the “search bookmarks” space. I don’t know why you’d want to use it. Despite this crystal clear 100% preference, Firefox ALWAYS places the typed characters in the “search bookmarks” space by default, unless I use the goddamn mouse to select the URL space.

(2) The Windows file box always starts with a bunch of nonexistent crap. The crap has different names at different times. Right now the left column in the file-open box starts with Home, then Gallery, then “David-Personal”. I have NEVER NEVER NEVER used these weird thingamajigs. I don’t know what they are, and they ARE NOT IN THE MOTHERFUCKING COMPUTER. There’s nothing on the disk that says Home or Gallery or David-Personal.

For 40 years I have ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS used the ACTUAL file structure starting with the C: hard disk. Window makes you click through several meaningless MYTHICAL layers to reach the ACTUAL start of the file system. Despite 40 years of PURE UNIVERSAL UNBROKEN HABIT, Windows still places these weird obstacles in my way.

You wouldn’t even need AI to detect simple universal habits. Adjustments are super-easy if you can preserve a preference file or store things in the Registry. My Poser file handler does a similar action. It can handle a dozen different types of files. (Human figures, props, lights, animation sequences, etc.) For each type it remembers the folder where you found this item and stores it in the config file. The next time you look for this type of item, the search starts in the folder you used last. The check and store procedure is 10 lines in python.