We’re back to the noble and idealistic purpose of our founders: PIRACY.
So far we’ve boarded and stolen three tankers of oil. Venezuela dared to export oil at a time when we don’t like Venezuela, so we are officially entitled to steal the ships and claim the oil. Gang logic.
Our founders were pirates. They wrote piracy into their “constitution” by permitting Letters of Marque, official piracy warrants.
After Lincoln’s genocide burned part of our farmland so NYC could board it and steal the assets, JP Morgan became the treasury. Morgan was descended from a long line of Scottish pirates.
The modern Morgans commit piracy on land with LBOs, and proudly claim the occupational title of Raider. Surround a company, bombard it until it surrenders, board it and claim all the loot, then sink it.
Piracy all the way down, and now back to the Originalist Interpretation.
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