Updater, update thyself

I’ve heard that Microsoft is planning the first HELPFUL Windows update in several decades. Supposedly it’s scheduled around today’s date, so I checked the WindowsCentral website to see whether it’s available and what’s in it.

I think the text on this page is saying that Windows Search will be free of annoying ads and popups? Unfortunately WindowsCentral has covered the text with dozens of annoying ads and popups so I can’t tell what it says.