Spending too much time scrolling online this week, recovering from some tiring stuff. Reddit and Quora are packed with Euro Bidet Snobs who look WAY down on gun-totin 300-pound Murcan Neanderthals who haven’t yet developed indoor plumbing. Murcans still use those ancient primitive “toilet” things and still wipe with primitive sears catalogs or whatever.
I finally pursued a contemptfest far enough to find THE important question.
Q: Do bidets replace wiping?
A: No. You still have to wipe, but instead of wiping dry shit you’re wiping water with only a little shit.
JESUS H FUCKING CHRIST. WHAT’S THE DAMN POINT IF YOU’RE STILL WIPING ANYWAY? WHY DO YOU WANT TO GET WET AND SPLASH SHIT ALL OVER THE BATHROOM JUST SO YOU CAN FEEL SUPERIOR?
In fairness, other Euro vs US discussions are more civil. Window screens and air conditioners are rare in Europe. Many Euros wish they were common.
