Wha’ if?

This week’s weather news is full of the Nor’easter in the Northeast. What if other local weather traditions followed the same fake poetic spelling? Twisters are Kan’ans. Hailstorms are O’ies. Hurricanes are Flori’ans. Earthquakes are Cali’ans. Lake effect snows are Bu’alos. Graupel storms are Spo’anites. Fog is Fri’an.