The peculiar extreme suckerdom of NFTs is hard to comprehend. The suckers proudly exhibit horrible art as their avatars in social media, and proudly exhibit the hexagon-shaped Twitter profile.

These fools are proudly walking around wearing a badge that says

I AM A PERFECT SUCKER.
CHEAT ME NOW!

Older generations of scammers bought and sold their sucker lists behind the scenes. MLM/cult suckers could often be recognized by their favorite discussion topics after you got to know them, but they didn’t flash a SUCKER HERE! billboard.

The SUCKER BADGE is a new and brilliant invention.