Pay for fucking value, goddamnit.

Pollsters are trying to figure out how to bring more people into their samples.

I’ve got a weird radical idea.

PAY.

For some reason certain kinds of services have always been unpaid. Blood donors are unpaid, leaving tremendous profits for Red Cross. Organ donors, who give VASTLY more than anyone else, are unpaid, leaving tremendous profits for the organ vendors.

Why should polling be unpaid? A serious phone survey takes a half hour. Pay me $1000 and I’ll gladly answer the questions carefully and objectively.

Fuck money. Just treat me with genuine unforced unfaked perfect RESPECT and I’ll answer the questions for one dollar. RESPECT is the most valuable commodity right now because the supply is exactly zero. But if I detect even the slightest hint of fakeness or condescension, the price goes up to $1 billion, payable immediately.

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