King Charles commissioned his first official portrait.
GAK! The “painter” showed a head floating on a sea of pixelated redness.
There’s nothing unusual about an “artist” throwing shit. That’s what “artists” do for a living. Force peasants to eat shit and receive billions from rich assholes.
The fact that Charles approved of this monstrosity is what bothers me. He spent his life crusading against avant-garde “art”.
Here’s one theory. The “painting” shows Charles as the Godhead saving a BURNING BURNING BURNING KKKARBON PLANET from its certain doom. It reflects his delusional self-image.
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