STOP THIS SHIT.

Media is abuzz with the “mystery” of UFOs over New Jersey. Even the fake “independent” commentators, like Saagar, are getting into the act.

Our Martian hasn’t been around for a while. He dropped in to give one message:

STOP IT! You’re ruining your own reputation for independence!

A drone is not a UFO by fucking definition. Many of the recent videos and pictures are clearly drones, and this month’s “mystery” is even IDENTIFIED as drones. Does that give you a damn clue?

IF IT’S IDENTIFIED, IT’S NOT UNIDENTIFIED.

It’s just some asshole, official or not, playing a prank or having some fun. He might simply be playing with his toys. If a kid throws a ball in the air, we don’t call it a UFO. We call it a ball unless it breaks our window, in which case it’s a crime.

Living things identify threats. Every life form has methods of distinguishing real threats from food or friends or irrelevant things.

Criminals at all levels, from viruses to plants to insects to birds to humans, specialize in DESTROYING our ability to identify real threats. Deepstate, the biggest criminal of all, spends most of its time confusing and confounding and smashing our sensory distinctions. Deepstate cuisinarts our logic and centrifuges it into a swirling mass of fear.

Orwell illustrated it perfectly in Room 101, but our Deepstate, true to form, has confused us about Orwell. We’re supposed to believe Orwell was warning against the Big Lie, which currently means TRUMPUTINHITLER. We shouldn’t listen to people who say that two fingers are really three fingers. This was NOT the point. Deepstate tears down our ABILITY TO COUNT, so we are completely unsure how many fingers we’re seeing. We have to lean on Deepstate’s command AT THE CURRENT MICROSECOND.

Same with this drone trick. Now we don’t know whether to count a drone as a Martian or a toy.