UFO joke

Another fine joke from upjoke.com

Aliens have arrived on earth. They command a huge event with all the world leaders in attendance.

The Pope asks, “Do you know Jesus Christ?”

The aliens say, “Do we ever? Awesome guy! He swings by the planet every year to say Hi!”

“Every year? What!!?? We’re still waiting for his second coming!”

The alien replies, “Maybe he didn’t like your chocolate.”

The Pope is dumbfounded, “What does chocolate have to do with anything?”

“Well, when he came the first time, we gave him a huge box of chocolates! Why? What did you guys give him?”

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